ba-dah bah bah baah.. i’m bloggin it…
so i started this here blog.. don’t really know why or what i’m going to put on here. but it seemed like all the cool kids were doing it.. so i said, “whaddafuck?”. awesomely enough, for the few minutes that this thing has been “alive”, my prior reservations about starting a blog in the first place have already been realized. those reservations mostly being “i’m not interesting, clever, informed.. why the fuck would i start a blog?” case and point: coming up with a title for said blog - i fucking racked my brain FOREVER (5 minutes) and all of a sudden had a fucking epiphany of cleverness. “BLAH BLAH BLAHG” lol omg rofl.. so clever. got it. DONE. then, being the thorough mother fucker that i am, i google searched that shit just to confirm i was the cleverest guy on planet earth. or at least on the world wide web. lo and behold - FALSE. there are in fact SEVERAL blogs with the same fucking clever ass name. great. oh well. so after much deliberation (2 minutes) i remembered a scene from the wedding singer (“good luck finding a [blog entitled ‘blah blah blahg’] who can move and shake like thissssssss!”) and decided to move on unphased. so here it is. my first post. breathe it in. remember the smell. because it’s the smell of raw awesome bum rushing your nose, on it’s way to explode your brain.
